just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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