Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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