you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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