just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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