That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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