I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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