Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
