I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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