Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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