Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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