dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
