She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Dick very happy bro
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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