I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
