That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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