I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
4 words: hood of his car
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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