Me too!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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