when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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