Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Did we literally take a cab across the street
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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