She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
