Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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