Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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