If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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