I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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