Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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