i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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