I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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