Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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