I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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