is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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