STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My hand turned me down
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I need water and some morals
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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