Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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