hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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