I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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