and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
If i come over, it means nothing
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Randomize