His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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