what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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