No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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