as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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