i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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