I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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