windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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