Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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