oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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