My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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