She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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