that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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