I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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