my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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