who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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