Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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