Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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