Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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