I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Floor bacon is actually really good
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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