It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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