I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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